trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

darknessinsuchaprettycolour:

sure

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

manhatinglesbian:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once